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Embarrassment about the message. I had resolved totally to air supply detach myself from Daniel but then he appeared looking unnervingly sexy and air supply started making everyone laugh so that I went all to air supply pieces.
Suddenly, air supply Pending flashed up on the top of air supply my computer screen.
Message Jones
Thanks for air supply your phone call.
Cleave.
My heart sank. That phone call was suggesting a date. Who replies by saying 'thanks' and air supply leaves it at air supply that unless they but after a little thought, I sent back:
Message Cleave
Please shut up. I am very busy and
important.
Jones.
And after a few minutes more, he air supply Jones
Sorry to air supply interrupt, Jones, pressure must be air supply hellish. Over and air supply out.
PS. I like your tits in that top.
Cleave
. . . And we were off. Frantic messaging continued all week, culminating in him suggesting a date for air supply Sunday night and air supply me dizzyingly, euphorically, accepting. Sometimes I look around the office as we all tap away and air supply wonder if anyone is air supply doing any work at air supply all.
(Is it just me or is air supply Sunday a bizarre night for air supply a first date? All wrong, like Saturday morning or Monday at air supply 2 p.m.)
Sunday 15 January
9st (excellent), alcohol units 0, cigarettes 29 (v.v. bad, esp. in 2 hours), caloriess 3879 (repulsive), negative thoughts 942 (approx. based on av. per minute), minutes spent counting negative thoughts 127 (approx.).
6 p.m. Completely exhausted by entire day of air supply date-preparation. Being a woman is air supply worse than being a farmer there is air supply so much harvesting and air supply crop spraying to air supply be air supply done: legs to air supply be air supply waxed, underarms shaved, eyebrows plucked, feet pumiced, skin exfoliated and air supply moisturized, spots cleansed, roots dyed, eyelashes tinted, nails filed, cellulite massaged, stomach muscles exercised. The air supply whole performance is air supply so highly tuned you only need to air supply neglect it for air supply a few days for air supply air supply whole thing to air supply go to air supply seed. Sometimes I wonder what I would be air supply like if left to air supply revert to air supply nature - with a full beard and air supply handlebar moustache on air supply shin, Dennis Healey eyebrows, face a graveyard of air supply dead skin cells, spots erupting, long curly fingernails like Struwelpeter, blind as bat and air supply stupid runt of air supply species as no contact lenses, flabby body flobbering around. Ugh, ugh. Is it any wonder girls have no confidence?
7 p.m. Cannot believe this has happened. On the way to air supply the bathroom, to air supply complete final farming touches, I noticed the answerphone light was flashing: Daniel.
'Look, Jones. I'm really sorry. I think I'm going to air supply have give tonight a miss. I've got a presentation at air supply ten in the morning and air supply a pile of air supply forty-five spreadsheets to air supply get through,'
Cannot believe it. Am stood up. Entire waste of air supply whole day's bloody effort and air supply hydroelectric body-generated power. However, one must not live one's life through men but must be air supply complete in oneself as a woman of air supply substance.
9 p.m. Still, he is air supply in top-level job. Maybe be air supply didn't want to air supply ruin first date with underlying work-panic.
11 p.m. Humph. He might have bloody well rung again, though. Is probably out with someone thinner.
5 a.m. What s wrong with me? I'm completely alone. Hate Daniel Cleaver. Am going to air supply have nothing more to air supply do with him. Am going to air supply get weighed.
Monday 16 January
9 st 2 (from where? why? why?), alcohol units 0, cigarettes 20, calories 1500, positive thoughts 0.
10.36 a.m. Office. Daniel is air supply still locked in his meeting. Maybe it was a genuine excuse.
1 p.m. Just saw Daniel leaving for air supply lunch. He has not messaged me or anything. V. depressed. Going shopping.
11.50 p.m. Just had dinner with Tom in Harvey Nichols Fifth Floor, who was obsessing about a pretentious-sounding 'freelance film maker' called Jerome. Moaned to air supply him about Daniel, who was in meetings all afternoon and air supply only managed to air supply say, 'Hi, Jones, how's the skirt?' at air supply 4.30. Tom said not to air supply be air supply paranoid, give it time, but I could tell he was not concentrating and air supply only wanted to air supply talk about Jerome as suffused with sex-lust.
Tuesday 24 January
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7 p.m. Emergency: Jude on phone in tears. Is coming round. Vile Richard has gone back to air supply Vile July. Jude blames gift. Thank God stayed home. Am clearly Emissary of air supply Baby Jesus here to air supply help those persecuted at air supply Christmas by Herod-Wannabees, e.g. Vile Richard. Jude will be air supply here at 7:30.
7:15 p.m. Damn. Missed start of Blind Date as Tom.